12 stupidly easy resolutions

12 stupidly easy resolutions for the new year via sf gate columnist extraordinaire, Mark Morford.

1. extra moaning: express your joy and bliss.
2. wilder sighing: not the negative sighing, but the guttural, raw sighing as you thank the gods without saying a word.
3. truer breathing: being fully and exquisitely aware of how you're moving life force through your body.
4. gentler grip: forget social media, upsets and drama. soften the mad grip and realize the nature of consciousness in an ever fluxive cycle of expansion and contraction, over and over again. forever. 
5. deeper penetration: penetration into meaning. penetration into source and consciousness. past the surface of things, deep into the forces that make it all go.
6. drink the awe: be aware of the 1,008 astonishing miracles banging around your life right this second if you were just able to realize their wobbly gifts. the infinite possibilities. what a thing. imagine. 
7. invert the melancholy: be less jaded and weary. imagine the world as less corrupt. choose what you want, but see the naked silliness in putting a permanent pall on everything. 
8. up the vibration: pump, kick and feed the pulse and join forces with the higher realms of consciousness. 
9. down with zippers: enjoy a refreshingly filthy and delicious, respectful and educated, fearless and  open-throated sexual awareness.
10. occupy heart space: take up residence in your own power center, feel around in the box of your own bullshit and shove out the demons of bitterness and fear. 
11. appreciate appreciation: gratitude abounds. be more grateful for whatever it is you're grateful for.
12. ecstatic stillness: when you are awake and alive in your own body and life, when all senses are alive and the light illuminates everything to the point of absolute bursting, there is nothing else to want.